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Sunday, January 09, 2005

You know you are nearing middle age when...

1 - At the company Christmas party, you wonder if your drink tickets can be used for Pepsi instead of "which mixed drink will get me the tipsiest fastest?"

2 - Most of the songs that the DJ is playing you haven't the slightest clue who sings them or what the words are.

3 - You sit as far away from the speakers as possible (see above reference to DJ)

4 - You attempt to dance to a song but the beat keeps changing so you wind up looking like a dead chicken flapping around (Oh, the shame of it)

5 - They play a song from "your time" and the dance floor clears.

6 - You leave early at 9:30 pm because you have a splitting headache. (see above references to DJ)

7 - When asked about the party, all you can say is "Well, the food was good this year"

I'm glad that was over quick. Jen, I wore the hair to the party and everyone ooohed and aaahhed over it - and was totally stunned when I told them it wasn't real. LOL That really made my night.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Glad you are enjoying it! Nothing like a clip-on attitude adjuster. I totally agree about the music -- you can tell when they play some "old school" stuff: I'll be out there rocking out! And as far as the drinking goes, regardless what it'll be, it'll make me feel crappy one way or another. It's just not fun any more. Now WHERE'S MY WALKER?
-Jen from MI

1/09/2005 09:27:00 PM  

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