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Thursday, February 09, 2006

My life in 5 movie titles

Soon to be aired on the Lifetime Network

1) Lost Boy Found
Join in as the drama unfolds when a neighborhood boy disappears for two hours! Comfort the boy's mother when she freaks out in your front yard. Use the walkie talkies that you purchased for Geocaching to keep in touch while your kids ride bikes and quiz other neighbors. Get in your car and scour the neighborhood, maybe even hike through the woods behind your house! Oops! Looks like he was over at a friends house hiding out after all.

2) The diet that drove her insane
She wants to lose weight, she needs to lose weight. The new clothes she just bought are getting too tight! She is torn between rice cakes and carrots for a snack! Oh the drama!

3) You can't wear those pants!
Morning test anxiety prompts middlechild to wander the house worrying and worrying. Chores aren't getting done and allowance is in jeopardy! Youngest can't find any pants to wear! Torn knees, stains or ripped hem? The difficult decisions she must make when Middlechild forgets to fold the laundry.

4)Where's the job?
Waiting for news of a job promotion is nearly killing our heroine. Will she get the job? How much will it pay? If she gets it, can she accept? Will it be a good move for her? Where will her new desk be?

5) Late for work late for work
Running late for work because you are typing a blog entry doesn't lead to - um - can't thing of the word - ah, creativeness? Anyways - I'm late for work - shoulda left 5 min ago - will try to post again later.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can identify with the diet thing... I've been doing that for many years. MOM

2/09/2006 04:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

u suck as a parent!!!!!!!!!!!!

2/17/2006 07:00:00 PM  

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