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Monday, February 20, 2006

When you are bored and are reminiscing about old school text RPGs that you used to play... this is what happens

You have entered the forest of cubicles. You strap your headset on and plug into the phone.

W)ork S)lack off T)ake break L)unch
What will you do? S

You slack off and talk with co-workers.
You gain +1 Charm.

W)ork S)lack off T)ake break L)unch
What will you do? S

You slack off and surf the net.
The Boss is coming!
You are caught!
You lose 2 Agility.
The Boss believes your excuse.
You gain +1 Wit.

W)ork S)lack off T)ake break L)unch
What will you do? W

You have encountered a Screaming Client!
Screaming Client attacks with +3 Hammer of Confusion!
Your Shield of Knowledge +1 blocks the blow.
Client Misses!

A)ttack R)un M)agic P)ut client on hold U)se Special Item
What will you do? P

You put Screaming Client on hold. Time passes.

A)ttack R)un M)agic P)ick up the phone U)se Special Item
What will you do? R

You can't escape, the phone cord jerks you back.

A)ttack R)un M)agic P)ick up the phone U)se Special Item
What will you do? M

You can't use Magic when Screaming Client is on hold!

A)ttack R)un M)agic P)ick up the phone U)se Special Item
What will you do? P

Screaming Client describes the error with his Thick Foreign Accent.
You are hit for 27 points of damage!

A)ttack R)un M)agic P)ut client on hold U)se Special Item
What will you do? M

You cast Spell of ReBoot, Reinstall, Repent.
You don't have enough Mana!

A)ttack R)un M)agic P)ut client on hold U)se Special Item
What will you do? M

You cast spell of Geek Speak.
Screaming Client is temporarily stunned!
You heal 5 points!

A)ttack R)un M)agic P)ut client on hold U)se Special Item
What will you do? R

You attempt to flee the call.
Screaming Client catches you off guard!
Screaming Client casts Blue Screen of Death!
You are hit for 46 points of damage!
You are critically wounded!

A)ttack R)un M)agic P)ut client on hold U)se Special Item
What will you do? U

You use the Stone of Miraculous Reboot (3 charges remaining).
Screaming Client is hit for 100 points of repair!
Screaming Client hangs up.
You find 2 gold!

You have entered the forest of cubicles. You strap your headset on and plug into the phone.

W)ork S)lack off T)ake break L)unch
What will you do? _

3 Comments:

Blogger Cate said...

Wow, I mean WOW! Did you write that or find it somewhere? It's brilliant!

2/21/2006 08:34:00 AM  
Blogger Karry said...

LOL! Glad you enjoyed it! That was written by me - it's based off my memory of those old text RPG games I used to play all the time. :)

2/21/2006 12:55:00 PM  
Blogger Cate said...

There's got to be some kind of contest out there somewhere you can enter it in. It's amazing!

2/21/2006 10:38:00 PM  

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